What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Yes sir it is.

HELLO

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do you think all these charges that have been brought against Trump are just a coincidence? If he was such a big threat why did they wait 3 years to bring these charges? Or is this all just election interference?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Sure no problem officer.

What do you think of casting Emma Watson as the next James Bond?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Do foreign workers face discrimination in Canada?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Why did Obito, a supposed "bad person," do good things for Kakashi?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

After a few moments he returns.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Does the Hamas charter specifically call for the death of all Jews and the destruction of Israel?

{RING} {RING}

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.